Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Kalli's 1st Birthday Slideshow - I can't believe she's already 1 year old today! It's just amazing how fast they grow...
Made by Gandy Creations - gandycreations [at] yahoo.com
Thursday, December 03, 2009
Excel question for anyone that wants to take a crack at it. I'm stumped!
I have an excel question in case anyone can help me. I have a field that calculates the difference between one cell and another. This goes on for a number of cells, let’s say A1:A10. I want to be able to calculate the average between each of these cells but to exclude any zero values, ie; 1, 2, 3, 5, 0, 0, 8, 8, 4, 6, to where it shows 4.63 instead of 3.7. I want a running average for any point in time, whether I’m on cell A2 or A9, without regard to a cell with a zero value. Does anyone know of a formula that would allow me to do this? I can’t leave a cell blank either because it has a calculation in each of the cells already or that would be the easiest way. I’ve tried several different ways but I can’t seem to get it to work. Any help would be appreciated!
Thanks,
Jason
Monday, November 30, 2009
Here's one free code and the new releases for December 1, 2009 from @Redbox. Gotta love RedBox!
Looks like there is another Redbox code working for everyone this week. It looks like it is supposed to be a “Shop and Save” code, so no guarantee on how long it will work at all locations, so use it ASAP.
SPNSV9
Give it a try. You can find more codes on the Redbox Codes page from InsideRedBox.com.
Also, here are your new releases for this week.
2 Turntables & A Microphone NR
Starring: NA
Genre: Musical, Special Interest, Documentary
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All She Wants for Christmas NR
Starring: Monica Keena, Steve Bacic
Genre: Drama, Family, Holiday
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Deadline R
Starring: Brittany Murphy, Thora Birch
Genre: Drama, Horror, Suspense
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Death Warrior R
Starring: Georges "Rush" St. Pierre, Hector Echavarria, Nick M
Genre: Action & Adventure
movie details / trailer
Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian PG
Starring: Amy Adams, Ben Stiller
Genre: Comedy, Family, Hit Movies
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Paper Heart PG-13
Starring: Charlyne Yi, Michael Cera
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
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Penelope PG
Starring: Catherine O'Hara, Christina Ricci, Reese Witherspoon
Genre: Family, Romance
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Raging Inferno NR
Starring: Silke Bodenbender, Stephan Luca
Genre: Action & Adventure
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Sid the Science Kid: Feeling Good Inside & Out NR
Starring: Sid
Genre: Kids
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Terminator Salvation PG-13
Starring: Christian Bale, Sam Worthington
Genre: Action & Adventure, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Hit Movies
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Enjoy!!!
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Friday, November 06, 2009
FML - Milkbone destruction. :)
Today, a milkbone commerical came on TV. At the end of the commercial, they whistle and throw a milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100 lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and pummel my brand new plasma screen TV. FML
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Women Only Parking Lots
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Attached is the first picture available of this world's first women-only parking lot in Minnesota.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
FML - Speed camera mishap :)
Today, whilst I was driving, a speed camera flashed me. I was not over the speed limit, so I turned around and went past it again even slower, again it flashed me. Confused I did again, it flashed. Finding this funny, I drove past again at snail's pace. Only later receiving four fines for no seatbelt. FML
Sunday, October 25, 2009
This FML made me spit out my drink...
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
The Disaster - A short 1 minute story that made me laugh. :)
"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming destruction he would find his 16-year-old son.
Only the slim hope of finding Michael kept him from turning and fleeing the scene. He took a deep breath and proceeded. Walking was virtually impossible with so many things strewn across his path. He moved ahead slowly. "Michael! Michael!" he whispered to himself. He tripped and almost fell several times. He heard someone, or something, move. At least he thought he did. Perhaps, he was just hoping he did. He shook his head and felt his gut tighten. He couldn't understand how this could have happened. There was some light but not enough to see very much. Something cold and wet brushed against his hand. He jerked it away. In desperation, he took another step then cried out, "Michael!"
From a nearby pile of unidentified material, he heard his son. "Yes, Dad," he said, in a voice so weak he could hardly hear.
"It's time to get up and get ready for school," the man sighed, "and, for heaven's sake, clean up this room."